(sidenote: I actually know someone who's laugh literally sounds like they're saying "HA HA HA". It's hilarious)
oh today.....sigh.
today was long.
is it still today?
Today I really, REALLY needed a laugh.
I swung by Target for milk. Just milk.
But you and I both know that it is impossible to go to Target for just one thing. Especially when your husband has the children at home.
I didn't grab a cart, as to prevent myself from buying things I didn't need.
So instead I just filled up my arms, being careful to balance my purchases on my almost-hips and under my chin, because as it turned out, Target had lots of things I didn't need.
My arms were at full capacity when I rounded a corner (checking the end caps for clearance!), and had an almost-collision with a male shopper. I survived the near crash, with only a few things spilling out from my grasp.
One of them being the sports bra that I decided I "needed".
sidenote: have you met me? Then you know how hilarious that is in itself, because I really, truthfully, don't need it.
So blah blah blah. Sports bra falls down on the ground.
Oh ps.
It landed on his feet.
And then we both just stood there.
Do I pick it up?
Should he kick it off, like a little (bitty) pest?
Do I run away and pretend it wasn't mine?
I think an hour or so passed, while I went through these options. And he must have been doing the same........I actually don't recall how it ended up back in my hands, but I quickly paid for my "needs" and hurried home.
And then I laughed about it.
Sometimes awkward is really, really funny. And sometimes really, really funny, is just what I need.
Please tell me that you have awkward moments
that make your face turn red??
Will you share them?
